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Date: Mon Oct 19 GMT+00:00 1998
Mail: barry@www.red11.org
This Issue:
1. A tale of wet seats and disappointed Wombles by "Our Salford Lass"
2. The Ballroom Blitz by RED KELLY
3. SCHMEICHEL ON BRINK OF UNITED RETURN
4. Trophies Before Egoes (Carling)
5. UNITED THEY SIT
6. Interview: Roy Keane mellow but definitely not yellow
7. Munich Diary (Part 1)
8. Teddy's Still Going (Mirror)
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Daily RED Trivia Mon 19th October:
19th Oct 1907: United keep up their Championship challenge with a 5-1 win at Blackburn
Rovers in a Division 1 game watched by 30,000. Sandy Turnbull 3 and Jimmy
Turnbull 2 scored for the Reds. Team was: Moger, Holden, Burgess, Duckworth,
Roberts, Bell, Meredith, Bannister, J.Turnbull, A.Turnbull, Wall.
19th Oct 1960: Uniteds Bobby Charlton scores 3 goals as England win 9-0 away to
Luxembourg.
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Barry Daily Comment:
Reminder: by the end of November all United's first team games
will be live on realaudio via the official web site (www.ManUtd.com)
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Next 4 games:
Result/Fixture Index:
http://www.red11.org/mufc/fix9899z.htm
Wed 21/10 Brondby (A) CL
Sat 24/10 Derby (A) PL
Wed 28/10 Bury (H) LC (Worthington Cup)
Sat 31/10 Everton (A) PL
UNITED Stats v Derby are here:
http://www.red11.org/mufc/stats/vsderby.htm
*** PL TEAM RESULTS - MANCHESTER UNITED ***
Date Opposition Score Pos. Attend.
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15/08/98 Leicester City Home D 2-2 11 55,052
22/08/98 West Ham United Away D 0-0 11 26,039
09/09/98 Charlton Athletic Home W 4-1 9 55,147
12/09/98 Coventry City Home W 2-0 5 55,193
20/09/98 Arsenal Away L 0-3 10 38,142
24/09/98 Liverpool Home W 2-0 3 55,181
03/10/98 Southampton Away W 3-0 2 15,251
17/10/98 Wimbledon Home W 5-1 2 55,265
Champions league: 30/9
Barcelona 2 Brondby 0
Bayern Munich 2 Man Utd 2
GROUP D P W D L GF GA PTS Next "CL" Match
Barcelona 2 1 1 0 5 3 4 Brondby v Man Utd 21/10
Brondby 2 1 0 1 2 3 3
ManUnited 2 0 2 0 5 5 2
BMunchen 2 0 1 1 3 4 1
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Subject: The Ballroom Blitz by RED KELLY
9am the phone rings - it's BDS who tells me the weather in Manchester is expected to be poor to
say the least. He says he knows I won't have found that out and doesn't want me freezing to
death because I'd be wearing just a T-shirt. A touching thought and of course he was right!
So with jumper and jacket I sit in the back of Nigel's car with Dr Mark. Nigel's young son is
lording it in the passenger seat, but if it prevents him from chucking up all over my back,
it's OK with me.
We leave the warm, sunny Midlands, but by the time we stop at Stafford services the signs are
already there that it's going to be far from pleasant further north. The services are packed
with Bristol City supporters every one in a replica shirt and all, it seems queuing for
BurgerKing. There was even an exiled yonner in a Bolton shirt.
When we arrived in Manchester it was pissing down - so what's new! It was cold and I was glad
of that 9am call as all my available clothing was utilised. It was about 1.30 when we wandered
up to the Dog to have a quick couple of pints and collect our update IMUSA leaflets for
distribution after the game.
Bumped into the sausageman looking slightly the worse for wear and Nick not looking the worse
for wear. We collected our bundles of leaflets and a copy of Red News and set off for the
stadium.
Secreting a couple of hundred leaflets about my person was not easy. Every pocket was full to
overflowing so the rest were stuffed down the front of my trousers. Several other IMUSA
personnel were doing the exact same thing and it's a wonder security didn't pick up on the
fact that quite a few were walking in a suspicious manner when climbing the
steps into the scoreboard end!
I climb to my usual seat in K when only one of the two blokes who usually sit in front arrives
- with his wife. "Where's your mate" we ask. "He's gone Ballroom Dancing" was the reply. We
stood there incredulous, jaws dropped and to be honest, despite the fact that the two of them
seemed very serious about this, none of us could believe it. The bloke we're talking about is
surely not a ballroom dancer.
It was the first match he'd missed for well over a season, so it created a rare opportunity for
the other's wife to visit. It seemed she'd forgotten most of the previous visit as it was so
long ago. She gazed all about her and was busy asking all sorts of questions like where Fergie
was, when her husband turned around to us and pointed out she hadn't noticed the new North
Stand yet!!
The teams came out and in Dale speak they read: Raizza, Wezza, Jazza, Gazza, Phizza, Royzza,
Gigzza, Bezza, Andzza, Jezza and Dwight.
The rain had stopped, United attacked our end and the football was superb. We could have been 6
up by half time, Keane hit the post with a rasping left footer, Cole headed against the bar,
Wes shot from 25 yards which just screamed past the post and Sullivan made at least three
excellent saves.
Until injury time United were restricted to a single Cole goal. Becks had threaded the ball
through a melee and Andy slotted it just under Sullivan and into the corner of the net. We
were smiling before then, but at that moment we were beaming. There was a brief blip when
Ewell scored from a Wes deflection which cheered up the Wombles to our left who started
singing, "you're not singing anymore". Hang on a minute, we weren't singing before that, so
get your facts right. We were too busy smiling to sing anyway apart from a few odd choruses of
the old favourites. We certainly weren't bothered by this goal as it came from their first of
only two attacks that whole half and there was no doubt in my mind United would overcome this
minor problem. But just in case I had my fingers crossed.
United continued to pile forward when Andy beats Sullivan to the ball and with the goalkeeper
eating turf, crosses it for Yorke who's header hits a Womble on the line and bounces back into
play. Giggs collects, heads out to Blommers and runs for the far post. Cue Eric moment
(remember the goal against Blackburn just prior to his kung-fu attack on
the racist Simmons). Blommers crosses the ball, Giggs heads in over the flailing arms of
Sullivan, turns and milks the applause. And a beaming OT empties for a half-time break.
Under K Stand I reach my spot at the urinal and am relieving myself when a strange noise
permeates the air. Surely Dobson's not perfected the musical fart has he? No, it's the bloke
next but one's mobile phone. He wrestles one hand free and there follows a bizarre
conversation with whoever he was conversing with while the rest of us convulse.
"I'm having a piss.........Giggsy's just scored........" I leave before the inevitable problem
arises over how he is actually going to manage to put IT away and carry on the conversation at
the same time.
I make my way through K and down to visit Linda and Ian in East lower when a scuffle erupts
nearby. The ever helpful SPS move in en masse and eject a couple of people for doing nothing
more than standing amongst everyone else who was standing. You're allowed to do this at half
-time aren't you?
By the way, Linda, the leaflets I gave Ian were from my pocket!
The second half carried on much as the first half ended and within a couple of minutes we were
celebrating another Eric type moment (remember the home game against QPR). Becks picks up the
ball just inside their half and runs through a huge gap in the middle of the Wombles midfield
and unleashes a daisy-cutter from 30 yards out which flies under Sullivan and into the bottom
right corner of the goal as we look at it.
Within a few more minutes Yorke takes advantage of some more uncertainty and does well to
control an awkward ball before slotting it into the opposite corner. Yorke runs off with an
even bigger smile on his face than usual while Andy plays 'ride-em-cowboy' on his back. By
this time Sullivan thinks he's at Wimbledon watching tennis and every shot's an ace.
The Womble's rally for a minute when, I think it was Earle, but to be honest I couldn't see,
ran through several Red shirts and approached the penalty area with some confidence.
Unfortunately for him, Stam was there and unceremoniously hacked him down, got out his
business card and flung it onto the prostrate body. I have it on good authority the card
reads, "You've been Stammed" and on the back it reads "so f**k off and don't bother me
again"....but in Dutch.
The third Eric moment arrives when we start a chorus of "What a friend we have in Jesus" and
the memories flood back to all those happy times we had together.
With the score at 4-1 the Wombles are a shower littering the pitch and despite the fact that
Raimondo had to make a superb save from Hughes the inevitable fifth goal arrived. Andy picked
up a pass on the edge of the box, slid it through the defender's legs for good measure before
slotting it home to Sullivan's left. Dwight returns the 'ride-em-cowboy' trick and a few
minutes later the ref blows for time.
The whole team played well yesterday but I have to mention Wes because as Steve said, "the more
you see him the more he looks legend quality". The lad has got loads of class and would walk
into any other team in the Premier League. I don't know how long Fergie will be able to keep
him waiting but we've seen centre-halfs try right back before and fail miserably, but I
believe Wes could play anywhere with style.
Outside the ground and on my way back to the carpark I distributed leaflets successfully. I
even had people come up to me asking for leaflets as others did too. It seems that supporters
are becoming more aware and when they know the truth, they are voting against the BSkyB
takeover. I know that not everyone feels the same and not everyone believes we can make a
difference - we can't please all the people all the time, but the general change of attitude
is heartening news indeed.
Copyright RED KELLY 1998
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Monday 19 October 1998
Subject: SCHMEICHEL ON BRINK OF UNITED RETURN
Peter Schmeichel is starting full
training in a bid to be fit for Man
Utd's Champions' League clash against
Brondby on Wednesday.
The United goalkeeper has been doing
light training as he recovers from
his stomach muscle injury and he
faces a race against the clock to be
ready in time to face his old club.
Manager Alex Ferguson is already
without Ronny Johnsen and the
suspended Nicky Butt and David
Beckham for the match in Copenhagen
and he claims the most pleasing
aspect of the 5-1 demolition of Wimbl
edon at Old Trafford was that he had
picked no more injuries.
Ferguson, though, was delighted by
his side's biggest win of the season
which leaves them four points behind
leaders Aston Villa with a game in
hand.
"The most satisfying thing is that we
have come through with no further
injuries," he said.
"I'm pleased with that and what we
have got today we have got for
Wednesday. Other than that the
performance was an excellent one.
"Some of the football in the first
half was superb and we should have
been a lot of goals up at half-time.
"We got a warning when Wimbledon
equalised, but Ryan Giggs' goal right
on half time sealed the match."
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Subject: Trophies Before Egoes (Carling)
Man United 17 Oct 1998
FERGIE PUTS TROPHIES BEFORE EGOS
Ruthless Alex Ferguson will continue to make some of his stars unhappy by
leaving them out if it means winning trophies.
Competition for places at Manchester United has become cut-throat and
seasoned internationals are struggling to make a place on the bench, let
alone play.
United boss Ferguson insists they will all get their turn and he is more
interested in ensuring his squad is big enough to lift some silverware than
pandering to players' egos.
This week centre-half Henning Berg bemoaned his lack of first-team
opportunities and even though Ronny Johnsen is not injured, he has still
found himself out of the side.
But an unrepentant Ferguson says: ``It's not a matter of keeping the players
happy - it's a matter of keeping Manchester United happy.
``We have got a good strong pool of players and we will use that. They will
all play their part and there's no question about that.
``If they play their part and we win something, then that will be the
justification of it.
``They will all feel they have contributed in a big way if we win
something.''
Even United's star-studded squad will be stretched for today's match against
Wimbledon at Old Trafford because Ferguson will be without six players
through injury and suspension.
Out are the injured quintet of Peter Schmeichel, Johnsen, Denis Irwin, David
May, Teddy Sheringham, while Nicky Butt is banned for one match.
Ryan Giggs should play after recovering from a bruised heel, although
Ferguson will leave a final decision on him until today to see if there is
any reaction to yesterday's training session.
Ferguson is confident his squad can take the strain and he said: ``We have a
few players missing, but with the size of the squad that we have got, we
should cope.'' Andy Cole will be hoping to continue his strike partnership
with Dwight Yorke against the Dons after the duo combined well in United's
last League outing against Southampton.
So far Ferguson has paired Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Sheringham and even Giggs
with record-signing Yorke and he is prepared to keep changing it.
``I've been impressed by all of them and that's the important thing,'' he
said.
``Coley played in the last game, Teddy the one before that and Ole before
that. So I've got good options up front and I'm going to keep it that way.
``There may come a time when I stick with the same two for a while, but for
the moment I'm enjoying the flexibility of it all.''
As for Wimbledon, Ferguson realises the Crazy Gang, once noted for their
long ball game, have become much more sophisticated these days.
``They've changed the way they play'' he said. ``They still have a great
emphasis on crosses into the box and their set-piece play is still very
good.
``But they can play other ways as well and they have some good footballers
in their side, so it should be an interesting game.''
Meanwhile, Jordi Cruyff has admitted that is time he started to repay
Manchester United for their faith in him.
Cruyff, son of Dutch legend Johan, is back to full fitness for the first
time since joining United from Barcelona in 1996 and determined to show his
true potential.
He said: ``This is the best I have felt in two and a half years at
Manchester United.
``In fact I haven't felt better in my football and life in general and now
it is time to give Manchester United back what they deserve.''
Cruyff has topped the scoring in United's reserve side this season and came
on and scored United's third against Southampton a fortnight ago.
``I don't want to make any big fuss, I have done nothing yet,'' he said.
``But I want to try to prove myself.
``At the start of the season I thought I would go for it and see what it
brings me.
``I don't know whether the manager has felt like getting rid of me but I am
still here and I owe Alex Ferguson something and have to give it back now.
``People have been disappointed with me so have I and now is the moment to
get on top again.''
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Subject: UNITED THEY SIT
Manchester United have revealed their plans to extend the capacity of Old Trafford from 55,000
to 67,400 by 2001. The great news is that the extension will allow the board to put the
interests of the 'ordinary fan' first. In fact, such is the desire to bring the game back to
the people that some parts of Old Trafford may even allow singing during match days.
The shock news was announced by recent BSkyB convert Martin Edwards, as he unveiled 'ideas' on
how to make uses of Old Trafford's planned capacity increase. The brainstormer that would
allow supporters to actually sing during matches (instead of being accosted by overly-vigilant
stewards), was only one of quite literally several.
Here's Martin: "There are a number of ideas. Do we have singing areas? Do we allow day tickets?
How many more season tickets do we allow if we decide to extend the scheme? We have to work
all that out, but we have time to do it."
If anyone is capable of sorting out such a conundrum, then surely it is the United board. The
developments will be completed in 2001 (today's number), but the board have already made one
decision: "We have decided we are definitely not putting any executive seats into the new East
or West Stand developments," said Martin. "They are going to be reserved for ordinary fans."
Is he suggesting that executive boxes are filled not with ordinary fans, but keen supporters
of corporate freeloading? Whatever next?
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Subject: Interview: Roy Keane mellow but definitely not yellow
The United enforcer is back with a more mature outlook but, he tells Michael Walker,
he is not about to start taking prisoners
Saturday October 17, 1998
Roy Keane is back. In newspaper terms that may not be the biggest football exclusive of the
season, given that Keane has played 11 games for Manchester United plus two for the Republic
of Ireland in the past nine and a half weeks, but the fact is, from the lips of the man
himself, only in the last two of those matches has the real Roy Maurice Keane - son of Mossie
and Marie of Mayfield, Cork - truly been back.
This is the Keane we all know and love or loathe, the arm-pumping, leg-pumping, heart-pumping
Keane. At The Dell in a 3-0 victory a fortnight ago there was the box-to-box Keane, engaging
in one particular 20-yard sprint and shot which illustrated in graphic terms his return to
full fitness. Then on Wednesday in a 5-0 win against Malta at Lansdowne Road there was the
enforcer Keane, making the crowd wince with the snarling aggression of a studs-up tackle on an
alarmed midfielder.
Keane also scored on Wednesday for the second Republic game in a row. Against Croatia, the
player who in 1993 was transferred from Nottingham Forest to United for a then-club record fee
of £3.75m, captained his country for the first time and was named Man of the Match. He had
played well but the game was six weeks ago, just three weeks into the season, and Keane
appeared to be holding back. As the midfielders of Wimbledon and Brondby will discover in the
next five days, no more.
Also changing, if you believe spin of Mandelsonian proportions, is Keane the man. The
responsibility of family life and the introspection that comes with a serious long-term injury
has produced a more mature individual who, at 27, has finally outgrown bar-rooms, court-rooms
and wild head-high challenges. Now, if you can believe it, Keane is mellow.
He is faintly amused by this. People can confuse a soft Cork accent for a soft Cork Roy.
"Mellow," he croaks. "All I have to do is pick up a booking or an unlucky sending-off and the
press will be saying 'so much for this mellow thing'. They build you up to knock you down.
Football has a habit of kicking you in the teeth - it's happened to me enough times."
At the end of September 1997 it was Keane kicking himself in the teeth with an unnecessary
lunge at Alf Inge Haaland at Elland Road. Cruciate ligament damage and 10 months' frustration
were the result. The recovery is now complete and Keane seems fed-up discussing medical
reports.
"I feel fine, really. At the start of the season I sat down with Alex Ferguson and Brian Kidd
and we looked to October as to when I would be back to my best. When you come back you want to
do well as quickly as possible, but realistically I think I wasn't at my best for the first
six weeks. I definitely feel in the last two I have got back to a level I am happy with."
The recuperation period had not been easy. Like most injured footballers Keane is a bad
watcher. "I went to three or four matches at Old Trafford," he says. "I went to some away
matches as well, but then again I just went with the punters to those, I didn't go with the
team."
His explanation for his travel arrangements is that otherwise he would have been "a
distraction" to his teammates, although he admits the exclusion did leave him feeling "like
the forgotten man".
Ferguson was hardly Bill Shankly about this - Shankly once refused to acknowledge Denis Law's
presence at Huddersfield because Law was injured - but Keane says: "The manager does come in
the treatment room but while I wouldn't say he ignores you, he does have more important things
on his mind. You are injured, you are not involved. I understand that and I accept it, it was
not a problem."
Most important on the minds of United fans presently is the proposed takeover by BSkyB. What
does the club captain think of it?
"I couldn't care less honestly," is his startling initial response. "There are two parts to the
club, the players who have got a job to do on the field and the directors who have got to look
after the company, keep the shareholders happy and look after contracts. I think that's a
separate issue.
"Is the takeover good for the club? Only time will tell. As for the players, it hasn't even
been mentioned."
Not much consolation for "the punters" there, but Keane offers some when discussing what he
calls "the Murdoch thing" further. "The fans are worried that they [BSkyB] might forget about
the genuine fans and I'd like to think that the chairman does not forget about the hard-core
fans.
"At United we feel there are a lot of shirt and tie people at the match and the genuine fans
haven't been getting the opportunity to buy tickets, and if they have it's too expensive. It's
a no-win situation for some of them. You've got to draw the line somewhere."
Success, Keane thinks, would placate the dissenters and success this season for United would be
winning the Premiership and the European Cup. "We can be greedy or realistic and I'll be
greedy. People keep reminding us of how great a team there was in 1968 so it would be nice to
win the European Cup just to keep those people quiet."
That kind of attitude may encourage United's chief executive Martin Edwards to open contract
negotiations in the near future.
Keane has a year and a half left on his present one, he's aware of those around him on long
-term deals but he is only semi-serious when he says: "The ball is in their court. The club
know I am happy and if he [Edwards] reads The Guardian he might give me a mention. I'm not
knocking on anybody's door, I've been out for a year and I need to prove myself. There's
plenty of time yet." A Keane start has been made.
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Subject: Munich Diary (Part 1)
Due to over-whelming demand (well,one e-mail from Terry in Saudi asking
me to "spare a page guv'nor"),I have taken a break from work and exam
study,and put together a Munich Diary.This is on the condition that
Terry finds me a job in Saudi paying a million-a-year if I get
sacked....Terry ?.....Terry ????
DAY ONE
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8:00am: At last,a lie-in before a European away !! Unlike my very early
morning starts for the (pre-season friendly) Brondby and LKS Lodz
games,the flight to Munich didn't leave until 10:15,so I had the luxury
of a decent night's sleep beforehand,which in hindsight was VERY welcome
seeing as sleep in the next 6 days was virtually non-existent.I was
really looking forward to this trip as I had a feeling that it was going
to be one of the best Euro aways;it did not disappoint.
For as long as I can remember,I have always wanted to see United play
Bayern Munich,and to go to the Oktoberfest Beer Festival.Above all,
however,I have wanted to pay my respects to those who tragically died on
6 February 1958.I wasn't born until 6 years after that fateful day,but
ever since my dad showed me the Manchester papers that he has kept in
pristine condition from the days following the crash,I have had a very
strong emotional bond to the Busby Babes.
I wish I could say that the flight was uneventful,but it wasn't.We hit a
very bad patch of turbulence just at the time that drinks were being
served.Needless to say,they ended up all over the place,but the worst
bit was when we actually came out of the turbulence.For a second or
two,the plane just "dropped" and I don't mind admitting that I nearly
needed a change of underwear.I think that my exact words were "Oh
(expletive deleted) !!".I was not the only person use such a choice of
words.
Thankfully,I arrived safely at Munich Airport at 1pm,met up with Mick
and Paul who had arrived a couple of hours earlier from Heathrow,and
headed off into the city on the train (about 40 minutes away).
Upon arriving in the city centre,we headed to the bar where we were to
meet Kerry (Schiller's Cafe),which very conveniently was 50 metres from
our hotel and became our place of residence for the best part of 3 days.
Several beers later,we headed off to the beer festival site.This was
colossal,half taken up with 14 huge beer tents and half with one of the
biggest fairgrounds in Europe.It was heaving with people,and it was only
6pm !! We ended up in the Hofbrauhaus (HB) tent,with some 10,000 other
piss-heads who were out for a good time.We had arranged to meet Kerry's
advance party of reds down there,but upon entering they were not where
they said they would be and besides,the tent was packed to the rafters.I
don't know whether it is a skill that close-knit reds have,or whether we
are just plain lucky bastards at times,but despite the odds of finding 6
people amongst 10,000 being very much stacked against us,Paul,Mick and I
found Kerry & co within 5 minutes ! Big pitchers of lager were ordered
at frequent intervals (never taking more than a couple of minutes to
arrive from the excellent roaming waitresses that they had) and we were
off.The tent itself had a big stage in the middle with a German oom-pah
band playing on it getting everybody going.The place was absolutely
buzzing,people were dancing and singing on the tables,everyone was
pissed.....and it was only 7pm !!
Mick had us and everyone around us in stitches when he pulled down the
dancing-on-the-table Kevin's shorts,who then proceeded to swing his
tackle all over the place and had hundreds of people pissing themselves
with laughter.Unfortunately the SPS-type security,hunting in packs
(sound familiar ?),didn't see the funny side of it,quickly grabbed him
off the table and dragged him outside.Despite ordering him not to come
back in,Kev just left it 10 minutes,walked back round to the front and
came straight back in to a great reception from us all !
About this time I had to go and meet a mate who had coached it all of
the way (24 hours !!) at the bus terminal.When I got there it was huge
and chaotic,with buses all over the place.He was meant to arrive at
7:45,but by 8:15 there was no sign of him and I was about to give up.I
then found out that there had been a big accident on the main road from
Stuttgart and that dozens of buses had been held up.Finally,at 9pm,a
convoy of about 40 buses all turned up at once and I was running round
like a lunatic (with MANY pints of lager and no food swilling around
me !) trying to catch a sight of Gordon getting off one of these
buses.Amazingly,we saw each other much to our respective relief's.
After that near-disaster,there was only one thing to do and that was to
head back to the HB tent in double quick time !! Whilst making our way
back to Mick,Paul,Kerry & co,I noticed that there were quite a lot of
reds in the tent and that they were gathering in the middle,by the band.
Mick disappeared at about 10:30 ish (he says that he went back to the
hotel,but personally I think that he was wanting to try on some German's
Lederhosen and feathered cap!) and we got separated from Kerry & Co,so
we joined up with the ever-growing number of reds around the band stand
and got some serious United songs going.This epitomised what following
United abroad is all about.Lots of drink,lots of fun and mixing with the
locals with no trouble (unlike Ing-er-land arseholes).Last (double)
order top-ups were made at 10:30 and we left at about 11:15 to head back
into town.
(As a footnote to the above paragraph and in particular to the reference
about no trouble,I found out the next day that fighting broke out
between some reds and the security about 5 minutes after we left.I don't
know the catalyst for this but I did hear that one security person tried
to charge a group of reds with a table/bench and got his come-uppence.In
th end,nine were arrested.What I will say is that up until we left,
there was NO hint of ANY trouble whatsoever and everybody was having a
great time (including the locals and tourists).
On heading back into town,there then followed a search for a club.After
being sent on a subway journey to the suburbs by some local to "the
place to be" and lasting all of 30 seconds their as it was empty,we
headed back to the city centre.My memory goes a bit sketchy here but we
found one bar (which I didn't recognise....more later) that stopped
serving as soon as we got their (1am),walked about 20 metres down the
road and found a downstairs bar that was open until the last person
dropped.At about this time,Paul went back to the hotel and just Gordon
and I were left.We carried on until 3:30am,and then headed off in search
of the hotel.
Now at this time,I didn't have a clue where we were,other than we were
fairly near to the railway station.I remembered that my hotel was near
to this,but I got it fixed into my head that it was on the other side,so
under the station we went,only to get completely lost down some back
streets.I could walk no further,so we hailed a taxi.I spluttered the
name of the hotel to the driver and 5 minutes later we were there.
Next problem - how to get (jibbing) Gordon into our room.There was only
one way into the hotel and that was to ring the bell for the night
porter.As Mick had the room key and had returned a few hours earlier,and
as Paul was also jibbing it in our room,I had to get us both in without
the porter knowing what was going on.The plan was for me to cause a
distraction by asking the porter for a spare room key,so that Gordon
could get to the stairs unchallenged.The porter tried to call Gordon
back but he was up the stairs before he had even finished his sentence.I
got some strange looks and a couple of questions as the porter ticked
off his list and noticed that there were now 3 ticks alongside Mick and
my room.I thought that giving him a nice faceful of alcohol breath would
do the trick,which it did,and no more questions followed.He got the
master key and we took the lift to the room.Unfortunately,this is where
it all backfired as the moment we got to the room door,Gordon appeared
at the top of the stairs right by it.The porter (by now,nicknamed
"Little Adolf") sussed out what was going on and ordered Gordon out of
the hotel.
So the end of Day 1 had arrived.I crashed out in a much-needed
bed,whilst Gordon was thrown out onto the street at 4:30am.Not exactly
what was planned,but we couldn't do anything about it.
(Part two to follow)
--
Richard
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Subject: Teddy's Still Going (Mirror)
TEDDY: I'M NOT FINISHED
By STEVE MILLAR
TEDDY SHERINGHAM last night declared that he wants to be a United man for
life.
Sheringham is currently fourth-choice striker at Old Trafford behind Dwight
Yorke, Andy Cole and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and has suffered the frustration
of playing the full 90 minutes just once this season.
He also misses Manchester United's home clash with Wimbledon today because
of a calf injury picked up on England duty. But despite his problems,
Sheringham is fully committed to seeing out the remaining two years of his
three-year contract. And the 32-year-old would love another three on top of
that.
Sheringham, who has rejected a move to Crystal Palace, says: "You have got
to be a strong enough character to play for a top team like United. I have
obviously got to wait for my chance.
"I have played one full game this season and that was against Bayern Munich
in the Champions' League. I felt I did quite well, and normally that's not
the kind of thing I say.
"Hopefully the manager has taken note of that and I will be involved further
along the line. I'm hoping there is still a few years left. I still want to
play for United and I believe I have something to offer England."
Sheri, bought for £3.5million 16 months ago, is not happy with his role on
the substitutes' bench. But he accepts Alex Ferguson's policy of rotating
his squad as he aims to bring home the Championship and the European Cup
after a 30-year wait.
So far the United boss has preferred to combine the talents of Yorke, Cole
and Solskjaer. But Ferguson has assured Sheringham that he has a striking
role to play at Old Trafford.
Sheringham doesn't want to leave and would love to end his playing days at
the club. He adds: "When my football fizzles out I would still like to be
involved in the game."
Jordi Cruyff has not had the best of times either at Old Trafford after
joining United from Barcelona for £800,000 two years ago.
Cruyff has been dogged by every injury in the book. He had just three senior
appearances last season but has come bouncing off the bench in the last
month to put him back in the reckoning for a regular spot.
Cruyff says: "I haven't felt better in my football and in my life in
general. I had a very bad two years and now it's time to give United back
what they deserve. I want to try to prove myself and I'm seeing signs that I
am on the right track. I owe Alex Ferguson something and I know people have
been disappointed with my time here."
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